This is your group of geniuses back from our top-secret labs, located in the nether regions of earth. We live at depths, no bathophobic even in his nightmare will go, all to save us from the injurious irradiation of education and brainwashing. We think deeply too, proportional to the depths we live in.
Just take an instance of Mr. Beans, Ladies’ man of our lab. He had a brainwave that set a team of triple-PhDs (practically dead people, and intellectually destructive vermins) on 24/7 exercise on understanding why terrestrial cockroaches are such dolts.
The amount of ease with which Beans came up with the idea that spread like a wild fire to other areas of interest, shows us how apart we are from earthlings. We have always demanded a taxonomical change, consequent to our right to be recognized as the smartest species on the planet; we have even proposed the name a Himo supergenius. And we have also been asking for a change in govt. for not listening to us. Coming to the point, Beans has been addicted to reading books, philosophical books off late. Before you enlist to become his fan, the secret is because Ms Babe is acting spiritual-philosophical these days. Beans has been buying books more than a dozen a week, a big show-off. And Beans is the nitwit who looses his money in stock markets every day. Pitiful creature. Everyday he uses a new system and looses again and not to mention the costs of buying new monitors are damaging. All of us are no better too. So he does not have money to buy as much books. But he always buys books many many of them (if he buys more, I will throw them and him into the tunnel no. 561, our deepest mine shaft) but could also always afford it.
Beans was reluctant to disclose the secret of such a important secret (after all entire lab secretes inundating levels of saliva for Babe). Finally after triple dose of mind-reading drugs we were able to grab the secret. The best books are the cheapest!! Voila!!
The best books are the books going at the cheapest prices with the maximum discount in the entire store. They are piled up in the dusty corner with largest and disarrayed pile you can see. The best books are not the fashionable display-books, not by grinning-on-tv-screen authors, they are not on bestsellers lists, never got a review, and is probably by a wastrel-author who wasted his life by writing only two books in his life. They are usually the most boring books, which drift down to the bottom of the pile because bozos can’t handle the weight of its wisdom. They are the best and they are the cheapest.
Now, our gangs of dementic maniacs are trying to find out why the superior (so-called, huh!) civilisational earthlings have not seen the connection or have let the holy-grail of stock market investing pass by. If the best books are the cheapest, then there must be best stocks that are cheapest. But just like you need Martian guts to buy a tattered-dusty book, you need guts of Martian-Vulcan crossbreed to buy/ sell against the direction of horde of blinded-drunken maniacal zombies with brainwashed cranial nerves. It is difficult to be remain uninfected by their siren songs, a good reason why we are more smart 2 miles below the earth’s surface, and cockroaches here are more smart than ones on surface.
Good stocks like good books are unspoken, principally good, boring, lying in forgotten corner, far from spotlight, adulations, fan following.
I do not know how effectively this may actually work, but since I am equally nuts about Ms. Flower, I may as well try to make some money to impress her. So until the next release, chao!
Just take an instance of Mr. Beans, Ladies’ man of our lab. He had a brainwave that set a team of triple-PhDs (practically dead people, and intellectually destructive vermins) on 24/7 exercise on understanding why terrestrial cockroaches are such dolts.
The amount of ease with which Beans came up with the idea that spread like a wild fire to other areas of interest, shows us how apart we are from earthlings. We have always demanded a taxonomical change, consequent to our right to be recognized as the smartest species on the planet; we have even proposed the name a Himo supergenius. And we have also been asking for a change in govt. for not listening to us. Coming to the point, Beans has been addicted to reading books, philosophical books off late. Before you enlist to become his fan, the secret is because Ms Babe is acting spiritual-philosophical these days. Beans has been buying books more than a dozen a week, a big show-off. And Beans is the nitwit who looses his money in stock markets every day. Pitiful creature. Everyday he uses a new system and looses again and not to mention the costs of buying new monitors are damaging. All of us are no better too. So he does not have money to buy as much books. But he always buys books many many of them (if he buys more, I will throw them and him into the tunnel no. 561, our deepest mine shaft) but could also always afford it.
Beans was reluctant to disclose the secret of such a important secret (after all entire lab secretes inundating levels of saliva for Babe). Finally after triple dose of mind-reading drugs we were able to grab the secret. The best books are the cheapest!! Voila!!
The best books are the books going at the cheapest prices with the maximum discount in the entire store. They are piled up in the dusty corner with largest and disarrayed pile you can see. The best books are not the fashionable display-books, not by grinning-on-tv-screen authors, they are not on bestsellers lists, never got a review, and is probably by a wastrel-author who wasted his life by writing only two books in his life. They are usually the most boring books, which drift down to the bottom of the pile because bozos can’t handle the weight of its wisdom. They are the best and they are the cheapest.
Now, our gangs of dementic maniacs are trying to find out why the superior (so-called, huh!) civilisational earthlings have not seen the connection or have let the holy-grail of stock market investing pass by. If the best books are the cheapest, then there must be best stocks that are cheapest. But just like you need Martian guts to buy a tattered-dusty book, you need guts of Martian-Vulcan crossbreed to buy/ sell against the direction of horde of blinded-drunken maniacal zombies with brainwashed cranial nerves. It is difficult to be remain uninfected by their siren songs, a good reason why we are more smart 2 miles below the earth’s surface, and cockroaches here are more smart than ones on surface.
Good stocks like good books are unspoken, principally good, boring, lying in forgotten corner, far from spotlight, adulations, fan following.
I do not know how effectively this may actually work, but since I am equally nuts about Ms. Flower, I may as well try to make some money to impress her. So until the next release, chao!
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